Those damn creatures

Hitonotuksia

Done with: pencils
Into: some obscure cross-ruled notebook

This is an old thing, and a comic. I'm not sure what age I was exactly, but I believe that twelve.
So this is a... short improvised story about critters called "hitonotus". A direct translation would probably
be "damn creature". All except Veera and Tiina (who are characters from other old comics) are based on
some toy I apparently had lying around (no I didn't play with them anymore, and about half are my sister's,
but they were lying around regardless).

These are the toys (or those of them I could find anymore), and I guess I arranged them a bit like this:

And again for the Englishers, a translation:

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Prime minister: Awesome! Yay!
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Singers: We suck ass and are the best in every way...
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Moominmamma: Isn't this lovely music, my dear son?
Moomintroll: Yes, mommy.
Singers: And we smell like shit and are assholes...
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Stuff that doesn't reguire translation.
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Veera: What's going on over there?
Drunken girl: A party! *hic* Biiig party!
singers: Yay, ass we suck!
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Veera (thinking): Hm, once they've had enough to drink, I can carry out my takeover...
Älyliisa: Veera! Come join the party!
Singers: We smell like cat piss.
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Veera: Älyliisa goddamnit!
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Älyliisa: Eek, there's a bow on my nose!
Tiina: What? (well, you guessed it, right?)
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Veera: Tiina! Just the person I was looking for!
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Veera: Tiina, you wouldn't be interested in a bit of a job, would you...
Tiina: Every time you offer me a job bad things happen. And usually to me...
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Veera: Not this time... after all, you're my best friend!
Tiina: I am?
Veera: Sure!
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Veera: You need to help me kill the prime minister!
Tiina: Yeah... hey! They'd hang me!
To be continued someass!
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And, it never was.

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